My resume is a computer program!
I've converted my old resume into one available in latex on the Overleaf platform! On one hand, having a LaTeX version makes it much easier to edit the content and text of the resume. On the other hand, changing the design requires quite a bit more fiddling. Using Overleaf is a completely positive experience though, it makes LaTeX manageable and collaborative.
For those curious, this is a link to the source and output for a technically scoped edition of the document: https://www.overleaf.com/read/wrzvgpdvdkvd
How the resume looks once rendered with pdflatex